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	<title>Mayor Lormar's Random Madness &#187; Weird News</title>
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		<title>It&#8217;s good to be the King!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 04:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My apologies to Mel Brooks&#8217; comic masterpiece. But I&#8217;m sure that&#8217;s what every leader in North, Central, and South America has been thinking. Kings have the advantage in such matters&#8230; they don&#8217;t have to worry about upsetting the electorate. To quote the news article&#8230;. &#8220;¿Tu, por qué no te callas?&#8221;, grita el rey Juan Carlos [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Salt Water &#8211; Fuel of the Future?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that a retired broadcast engineer from Pennsylvania, while working on a way to use heavy metals and radio waves to cure cancer by basically microwaving the damaged cells has stumbled upon a new fuel source, a most unlikely one at that. Salt Water. You know, the thing that covers 2/3 of the surface [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twice in one day?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:52:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BBC NEWS &#124; UK &#124; England &#124; Merseyside &#124; Man, 72, refused alcohol over age Unfortunately, we&#8217;re graced yet again with another example of the epidemic of stupidity that&#8217;s afflicted the world unchecked for far too long now. Morons on power trips who are overly concerned with BEING right rather than whether what they&#8217;re doing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Has the world gone completely mad?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 06:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woman, 70, Arrested Over Brown Lawn &#8211; AOL News Okay, this one completely disgusts me.  State officials have investigated this matter and said that the officer acted properly?  Not maintaining your landscaping is a crime now?  I&#8217;m sorry, but the people who are responsible for stupid laws like this should be lined up and summarily [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cat pooh coffee cost a lot &#124; Video &#124; Reuters.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
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