Amazing, along with the customary Spam you receive this time of year regarding letters from Santa, get a bigger dick, horny teen sluts, Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, Canadian Pharmacies, dating, interracial dating, satisfying my partner, stock tips, Etc….. The most interesting ones I’ve been receiving lately have been fuck buddies! how’s that for going full circle? [...]
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I was reading Stranger in a Strange Land quotes the other day and came across this one…. it really hits home even more so now than it did then: “Remind me to write a popular article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme will be that most neuroses and some psychoses can be traced [...]
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Tomorrow (December 5th) is the 74th anniversary of the repeal of the 18th Amendment to the United States Constitution. Perhaps the single greatest exercise in mass stupidity this country has participated in until the Controlled Substances Act of 1970 under Mr. Nixon. (Thanks Tricky Dick, you fucktard.) It only took us a short 14 years [...]
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Okay, so out of sheer boredom I’m reading the job postings on the Capital Metro website tonight and in their posting for bus drivers they have the following statement: “Bus service is provided to the community 365 days a year 24 hours a day.” Now of course, anyone who’s ever bothered to look at their [...]
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Filed under: Capital Metro, Life, Rants, Transportation
You may ask, “OK, what’s a punishment light?” But if you do, I know that you don’t live anywhere near Austin (or from what I hear, L.A.) Punishment Light: (n) – Traffic light with exceptionally long cycle time (Often 5 mins or more, for no apparent or logical reason) placed there by sadistic Department of [...]
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